Musical Joke of the Week
01/27/12
by Melissa Wimbish
This week’s musical joke…is it really true? Trumpet players — be nice!
Question: How do trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
Answer: “Hi. I’m better than you.”
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How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to do it, another to hold her diet coke and mumble how much better she could do it. Or; One to stand on the ladder, and hold the light bulb while the world revolves around her.
How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nevermind, they can’t reach that high.
In Mozart’s Don Juan, how can you tell when the bass has replaced the statue? The “statue” starts to look a little stiff