Atrocious Audition Attire – Menswear
by Christie Connolley
You or someone you love may be a victim of Atrocious Audition Attire if:
- You think black Crocs with black socks are considered dress shoes.
- You wear a tie that looks like a piano keyboard (I know a few of you just made a sad realization.)
- That shirt has never been ironed (throwing it in the dryer for two minutes before putting it on does not count).
- Three words: pleated front pants.
You are not alone. The only way to overcome Atrocious Audition Attire is to bring it into the light. Send pictures of Atrocious Audition Attire wherever you encounter it, be it in the mirror, in line at the next cattle call or in the green room during the first round of your next competition.
Pictures submitted must have the full consent of the person(s) in the picture and the person(s) must be over the age of 18. The identity of the person will be obscured when published.
Please send to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Act now, together we can iradicate Atrocious Audition Attire.