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Posted by on Jan 27, 2012 in The Voice Box | 1 comment

Musical Joke of the Week

by Melissa Wimbish

This week’s musical joke…is it really true? Trumpet players — be nice!

Question: How do trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

Answer: “Hi. I’m better than you.”

If you have a musical joke that you would like to share, please email your submission to melissa@operagasm.com! Now!

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1 Comment

  1. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to do it, another to hold her diet coke and mumble how much better she could do it. Or; One to stand on the ladder, and hold the light bulb while the world revolves around her.

    How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nevermind, they can’t reach that high.

    In Mozart’s Don Juan, how can you tell when the bass has replaced the statue? The “statue” starts to look a little stiff

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