Musical Term of the Week
Attention, gentlemen! If those auditions are getting you nowhere, don’t waste that musical talent. There are other dying arts out there that need your expertise. As of now, there is only one of these in the world:
flatulist - a ‘flatulist’, ‘fartist’, or ‘professional farter’ is a performer who receives payment for farting in an amusing and/or musical manner. (Definition provided by Encyclo)
When you get famous, don’t forget who encouraged this dream.