Question of the Week
by Melissa Wimbish
Why do singers love Diet Coke?
Oh, don’t be so shocked. We all know it’s true. Especially those of us who like the occasional diet soda, but every time we go to the vending machine to purchase one (on the campus of a music school or in the lobby of a performing arts complex) the Diet Coke is sold out!
You’re always headed to get one or you’re headed back from getting one or you’re on the way to the bathroom because of one. Is it really worth all of the trouble? What does it feel like to be in caffeinated, carbonated, calorie-free bliss 24 hours a day?
Put your Diet Coke down and tell me what it has done for you lately. And try not to slur your words, you junkies!