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Posted by on Mar 13, 2013 in new articles, The Voice Box | 0 comments



by Terrence von Bülow

Seriously sinkhole?

WTF earth?  That is right, you heard me… WTF?  What is with random sinkholes opening up and swallowing people alive?  Last week, in the quiet of the night the Florida soil opened….. up….. and …… swallowed ….. a …… man…… and….. his….. bedroom set!  Ummmm….. rude!

This week, in further proof that God hates golf, a sinkhole swallowed a man on an Illinois golf course, took him and his little clubs too….. (unlike the Florida case, this golfer was rescued and is now resting comfortably in the golf club with drink in hand).

I am wondering if the earth and I could collaborate to take out some of the other tenors at my upcoming competition……. hmmmmm.


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